The bargain hunter who feeds everyone
Built from her coupon collection, five daily phone calls and the belief that every guest is starving.
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A personalized comedy roast gift
Turn them into a comedy special 🎙️
You bring the facts. We provide the comedian. They get a full 5–7 minute custom comedy roast show Everyone will quote for years 😂
4.84,800+ reviews Free to start Private gift page 2 revisions 72h standard free delivery
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Your storiesOUR COMEDY SKILLS5–7 MINUTE RECORDED FULL SETYOUR HEAT LEVELTheir private premiere
Your storiesOUR COMEDY SKILLS5–7 MINUTE RECORDED FULL SETYOUR HEAT LEVELTheir private premiere
Tonight’s lineup
Hear the proof
Hear what personalized actually sounds like.
Every set is fully custom made. No templates.
Who is it for?
What’s the occasion?
How hot?
The self-appointed entrepreneur
Built from twelve failed side hustles, terrible dating advice and unearned confidence behind the DJ booth.
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The family group chat menace
Built from childhood betrayals, group-chat chaos and the haircut nobody was allowed to mention.
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Two soulmates, one shared password
Built from the proposal story, their competitive arguments and a concerning approach to household chores.
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The meeting that could have been an email
Built from calendar invites, the office fridge incident and a legendary talent for reply-all.
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Ten years of losing the remote
Built from shared habits, the great road-trip argument and a very specific way of loading a dishwasher.
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After they pressed play
So specific, they know it could only be about them.
A sample of reactions from roast recipients:
Verified customers. Real reactions:
“I ordered the medium-heat version for my mom's birthday. I was nervous it might feel awkward, but she laughed the whole way through and made us play it again.”Mom · Birthday · Heat 5
“It used tiny details only our group would understand. That was the moment everyone realized it was not some generic comedy recording.”Best friend · Birthday · Heat 8
“Played it at his leaving do. Half the office cried laughing at the fridge bit. Someone asked where they could order one before it even finished.”Coworker · Farewell · Heat 6
“The wedding one had the whole table quoting it the next morning. The bit about the shared password did numbers.”Couple · Wedding · Heat 6
“Small thing, but the private link mattered. I got to hear it first and pick the right moment instead of posting it somewhere.”Friend · Birthday · Heat 8
“Sent it to my best mate in Australia at 6am his time. He called me back mid-set.”Best friend · Long distance · Heat 7
FROM STORIES TO STANDING OVATION 👏
You know them. We know comedy.
You do not need to be funny. The guided questionnaire finds the raw material; Roastingift turns it into the show.
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Tell us about them
Guided questions uncover the stories, habits and details. You never have to write a joke.
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We write and record it
Your answers become a finished personalized stand-up set, performed and ready to play.
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Give them the premiere
You receive the private gift link first and choose the perfect moment to press play.
The moment it clicks
The reaction is the gift.
You hold the thermostatSame love.
Same love.
Different heat.
Choose the intensity, name every off-limits topic, and tell us who will be listening. A great roast knows exactly where the line is.
Start playful, change it anytimeBoundaries are always respected · 2 revisions included
Best for someone who already enjoys affectionate teasing and can laugh at their own habits.
The private premiereThey do not get a file.
They do not get a file.
They get their moment.
You receive the private link first. Pick the room, gather the people, then let them press play.
Private shareable link Plays on any device You choose the moment
One person. One show. One-time price.
Everything their premiere needs.
A finished recorded roast — not a script — built around the stories only you know.
Free to startFree 72h delivery2 free revisions
- Personalized 4–6 minute recorded roast
- Private gift experience
- Standard delivery within 72 hours
- 2 included revisions
- Optional 24-hour delivery
- One-time purchase · no subscription
Before the curtain risesGood questions
Good questions
Straight answers
You bring the memories. We handle the comedy.
A full personalized stand-up set — commonly called a “Tight Five” — delivered inside their own private gift page that you can share when the moment is right.
Each finished set is typically around 5–7 minutes, built entirely around one person rather than generic material.
You do not need to write jokes. Guided prompts and memory joggers help you uncover habits, stories, personality traits and relationship details that become material.
Yes. You choose the heat level, explain the audience and mark topics that are sensitive or completely off-limits.
Your order includes up to two free revisions for satisfaction concerns. The goal is to make the final set feel right for the person and the occasion.
The buyer receives the link first. You decide when and how to share it with the recipient.
Standard delivery is within 72 calendar hours. A 24-hour Ultra Fast option is available for an additional $9.99.
Yes. It is accessed through a private gift link, and your questionnaire answers are never shown on the recipient experience.
Tonight’s headliner: someone you loveGive more than a gift.
Give more than a gift.
Give a standing ovation.
Turn the stories only you know into the comedy special they never saw coming.
Start Their RoastFree to start · Private gift page · 2 revisions · 72h standard delivery